Acta non verba!

Matthew

I am a hairy Comunist. I lived in Moscow, Russian for many years, until i traded my home for a Kalashnikov. But sadly I wasted all my amunition by shooting protitutes and gays... So now I live happily with my pet goat, Mr. Barkey-Von-Snouser in a church outside the Democratic People's Republic of Nigeria. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken, but chuck norris says its beef, than its fuckin beef!