Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief. Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of beef. I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't home. Taffy came to my house and stole a marrow bone. I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't in. Taffy came to my house and stole a silver pin. I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was in bed, so I took the marrow bone and I BEAT HIM ON THE HEAD!!! Moral of the story: Welsh people are dirty thieves who need to be beaten.