.... I am much better than you.

I Don't Do Autographs

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I'm writing a new book called "Trylight" It's about these Werewolves who have decided to try and be vegetarians. One day while at school, Inward, the head wolf sniffs the butt of a twitchy crack addict who's gas sings to him. Fearing this forbidden attraction he runs off to the local rave where he can easily hide amoung the fluro with his glow in the dark hair. However Smella, the twitchy crack addict finds him and becomes extremely melodramatic. Then Kate Beckinsale comes and shoots them all.