Igranite ( Verb-Noun-Adjective) the term I Granite refers to one with no testacles, beliefs, or brain wave function. originally I Granite evolved from a lesser primate known as Grant. Grants in their pupa stage have no balls and tend to molest unsuspecting gamers. 100% of Grants and I Granites are hermaphrodites and have intercourse with blind albino midgets on wheat fields. If you receive a friend request from one, just walk away. watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08DvqX76SFE