What do you get when you cross a dude who looks like an office worker gone postal who sounds sorta like Eminem and is best friends with MC Hammer? Pilgus Monkas, otherwise known as pigm0nk3y, of course. Hailing from T-Town (Toledo, OH), this 29-year-old hopes his off-kilter image grabs people's attention so he can win them over with his relentless flow and intricate rhyme patterns.