Renton, WA

Play to win; be clean

Justin

Beware the army of poisonous hobo spiders led by a 30-mph screaming camel spider! They go into the homes of people who do not have resident giant house spiders, and kill everyone. After an exhaustive scientific deduction, a colleague and myself have discovered the only way to save yourself from them is to wear a large turbine on your head. It may be difficult to sleep with a running turbine on your head, but as I always say, safety first!