Insurgatory

The hills have thighs

Cave Johnson

His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. His mother has a tatoo reading,"Son." He's a lover not a fighter, but he's a fighter too, so don't get any ideas. He is the life of parties he has never attended. If he punched you in the face you would have the sudden urge to thank him. He is the most interesting man in the world. He is evi11emons. He doesn't always drink, but when he does, he drinks the blood of your first born child.