Earth

Obey the Fist!

Rob

You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable, liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.