Milton Keynes

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Chris

Created in a test tube from two experiments that both went wrong - my knarled and deformed husk of a shell is today preserved in a giant jar of pickeling vinegar. This process has given me unimaginable psychic powers that let my mind connect with my xbox ............... and terrible wind. Now I stalk the halls of eternity seeking worthy opponents and alka seltzer.