On the Turtle

Fish are people too.

Wandering Snake

I got the summer off so I thought hey, I should train pelicans to steal me candy, that's genius! But then pelicans turn out to be really careless so they keep bringing me cough drops and spark plugs and smaller pelicans. I'm like what the hell am I supposed to do with two riccola and this littler pelican? They don't answer. They just fly away to collect more useless stuff. So basically my whole retirement plan is shot now. Which is why I'm stuck here with you people. Thanks, pelicans.