Garfield, TX

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Wijo Miller

In the beginning, man invented the Magnavox Odyssey. Through many games of Pong, Magnavox Odyssey gained AI, and became Magnavox, a God. Magnavox took three Arcade Machines as his brides, and each gave birth to a different Half-God. First was Nintendo, who appreciated life's pleasures. Next was Sega, who loved combat and violence. Last was Sony, who enjoyed subtlety and espionage. I serve Magnavox, and I am his greatest Disciple.