Lehi, Utah

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Mike

I'm a larger-than-life cowboy known for my amazing exploits. I like to wrestle and ride mountain lions, use rattlesnakes as lassos, and fight grizzly bears with my bare hands. When I was about ten I discovered that I was not a coyote. I've decided to live among people and be a cattle rustler. I invented the rope lasso and six-shooter and have gained honor for killing bad guys. Fun fact! I once rode the twister that carved out the Grand Canyon; I rode it like a bucking bronco.