Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have better things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Get outside. Meet a girl. Stop the excessive masturbation. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.