I was born and raised in a colony on the moon with 17 siblings. I joined the army after mistaking a recruiting center for a college. I arrived with a tank named Shelia on Blood Gulch. Soon after that I annoyed the Blue Team's self-appointed leader, Church by calling his girlfriend a s***, and now I am consequently tasked with guarding the flag inside the team's base and waiting for a nonexistent general. Yeah, if only that were true, then it would be awesome. www.TrueAchievements.com