Pennsyltucky

GOD HATES FRAGS

Big Fred

How do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.