The Bay Area in California

Mike Who?

Mike from da Bay

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone| Yo mama so fat she shows up on the Radar| Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized| Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone| Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter| Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread| Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent| Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco| Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger| Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo