Getting ready to start the first grade, I'm 33 and like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I have a girlfriend and a wife on the side. I watch PBS and like Clifford the big red dog. I don't have a dog of my own but someday soon mom said if I clean my room and take out the trash she might let me have one. I like doing my nails and having my goatee brushed. You wanna be my friend??? ò¿ó