Hi, I'm Kai Sedicius. I was dating this girl for a long time, and we were getting married. But for some reason, my friend asked me "Why'd you marry a bear?" and i was confused, I didn't marry a bear. Then I turned around, and she was a bear! I ran away to my parents, and they were bears as well! THen I looked in a mirrow and holy crap I'M A BEAR TOO. MY LIFE HAS BEEN FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN!