GAMESPOTTING: Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose DIY and wondering who the [edit] you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin' on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose your future. Choose life...But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got games?