Saskatoon, Saskatchewan... eh.

Go ahead, make me pie

Russell the Love Muscle

What is a Clodhopper? Well, it couldn't be a dam cause it doesn't have a beaver! It's not the DMV cause it doesn't make you wait. It couldn't be a taco cause it isn't very crunchy! It couldn't be an Olson cause it isn't Mary Kate. It cant be dirty dancing cause it doesn't make you vomit! It couldn't be an iron cause it doesn't burn your face. It couldn't be Bruce Campbell cause it isn't freakin awesome! It couldn't be a keyboard cause it doesn't have a space...BAR!