Once upon a time, I was a nice, normal person. Then a kid called Jamie Butler came and stole my hat. This made me angry, so i had to pull out my trademark Red Chainsaw, and massacre 17 people. This was the begginings of the homocidal twitchy eyed mass murderer that i am considered to be today - This is a description of me by Tom Coates, Now it's your turn to see if you agree with him.