Oi, I'm full 'stralian mayyyyyyte. I drink VB for breakfast because I'm true blue. I have a meat pie 4 n 20 with a chcolate oak because I'm a tradie. And for dinner I have greasy chips while i watch underbelly. On weekends I go to the CC and bash some kids because they looked at me. and on weekends I get subway after the beach, footlong meatballs for a tough tradie like me. Last thing, I also hit on lacey because I'm fully sick baaa. OI... Don't touch me.